When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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