they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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