Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
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He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
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I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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