i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
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I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
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My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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