I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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