How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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