Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
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They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
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Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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