what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
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That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
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He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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