If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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