Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
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just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
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I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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