I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
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