i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
he just fucked me for my cheese..
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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