Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
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I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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