white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
