What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
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Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
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