Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
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I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
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The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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