you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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