If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
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She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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