Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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