That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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