Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
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It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
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Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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