Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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