You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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