Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
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I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
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HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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