I wish i was in the wii world.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
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i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
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Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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