is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
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I need you to use more vowels.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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