now i know why i became what i already was.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
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Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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