you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
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I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
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She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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