who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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