no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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