butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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