You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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