I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
he puts the penis in happiness.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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