do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Do plants get herpes?
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