Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
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