My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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