winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Randomize
