So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
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the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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