That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
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It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
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i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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