we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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