Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
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I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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