yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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