Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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