Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
my being single is dangerous.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Randomize
