There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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