what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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