Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
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the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
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We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
How does one acquire holy water?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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