I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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