How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
This toilet bowl is my home.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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