16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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