we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
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I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
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Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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