i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Less talking, more tequila
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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