I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?