Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?