its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
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we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
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I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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