hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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